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Sleazy Greetings Funny New Home Card Congratulations Moving Away Card Gift | Funny Housewarming Card | Welcome New First Home Owners To Neighborhood | Poop In Your New Toilet

14 de February de 2024

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We got your back with a high-quality kraft envelope made with thick cardstock for an amazing texture and feel that is easy to write on without bleeding through. For easy sealing, there is an adhesive strip on the flap.


Not oversized and not too small to appreciate, our cards are cut to 7-inches by 5-inches, which leaves you plenty of open space to write.


We do our best to protect your card from shipping damages like bent corners and edges by delivering them with a sturdy board for extra rigidity.


Each card design is hand-made and masterfully illustrated by local artists. Printed in Denver, Colorado with vivid inks, these cards are made out of premium, thick card stock for a quality feel.

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This funny greeting card by Sleazy Greetings is great for congratulating friends or family for purchasing that new house. It features the humor you love in an elegant design. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It’s the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.

Unlike other cheap greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings are crafted from premium, thick cardstock and printed in the United States. Our cards will not only look and feel great but will be the laughing highlight of the party.

IDEAL SIZE: This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card.DESIGNED IN THE USA: Sleazy Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.

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About Sleazy Greetings

Since 2017, Sleazy Greetings has been committed to producing strictly naughty cards. Launched in a college dorm room, Sleazy Greetings has grown to offer dozens of cards to thousands of customers world-wide. Our funny cards are designed, printed, and packaged within the USA to support local businesses.

Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards. Sleazy Greetings is on a mission to spice up the dull greeting card industry with funny dirty greeting cards. Whoever you’re shopping for we have a large variety of funny cards they will love.

NEW HOUSE CARD: We designed this congrats card for new home owners who love to laugh. The front of the card features a bright illustration of a toilet.
MAKE THEM SMILE: Make them laugh with this clever new home card. Everyone uses the toilet so remind them that eventually, you will need to deliver a package to their porcelain throne.
SIZE: This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card.
HASSLE-FREE ENVELOPES: All envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and are moisture sealed (lick-to-seal). Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo; card comes in a durable, rigid package to protect these blank cards from dents and damages during shipping.